"When you're done, you pay at the counter. So don't sit around waiting for your check to be handed to you."
"Please don't curl on one of our only three squat racks. Everyone will hate you, including yourself."
"I guess to appeal to the American students the Bibimbap is missing Gochujang, just ask for it. Unless you have acid reflux or something there's no excuse to have Bibimbap without it."
"Don't leave without getting a cookie!"
"You CAN have a fajita burrito WITH beans as well for no extra cost."