"Maybe I'll get to be on TV this time. If not, the $50 will console."
"Good location, nice pizza, decent pasta, decent chicken. Convenient when urgent catering is required."
"Get the cappuccino. Nice creamy froth on top."
"These guys are hopeless when it comes to bed sheets. Go to Target instead."
"Shitty staff. Shitty food. Shitty view. Only went here because I was desperately hungry and they looked promising. They don't let you order half the food they have on display. No idea why."
"After a movie, head next door to Gelbes Krokodil for dinner. But hurry - it fills up quickly!"