"Order the salt and pepper fried calamari. Delicious!!"
"Roast duck is great! Don't let them microwave it or the skin gets soggy! Tell them you want it just how it is!"
"Fill up your gas tank but stay in the car. Full service same price cash or credit."
"Sal Marino is hands down the most honest guy you can get to service your vehicle. Totally trustworthy. Customer of 15 years"
"I sneak over every day to use the elliptical. One day the mayorship will me mine! :::dr evil laugh:::"
"Time to pay your tuition!!!"