Jonathan Zisser

"Doesn't actually have a fireplace. Or any fire, at all."

"Don't smoke here! It blows right into the dining room."

"Crispy chicken is delicious! Options are limited later at night. Line can get long at peak hours."

"Don't get lost! The undergrad office is actually in the graduate section of the building, where all the professors' offices are. McKenna rocks!"

"Try the market line. Homestyle food is much better than Wendy's or CPK."

"Don't drink the water."