"Menu is so large that you'll probably get lost in it."
"Free air for your tires!"
"Ehh, I cook better tilapia. Although the salad bar was nice."
"They have no record of our rental. So they wont give us a car. What garbage."
"They dont serve kava. I walked way too far for this crap."
"The Emperor Rolls are fantastic. A pescetarian delight."