"The coffee is brutal. Enough said."
"10% DC/UOIT discount at this restaurant only. Show your ID."
"OK now this is a little much don't you think?"
"The vending machines take Mastercard and Visa. Probably for the best since you likely don't carry around the amount of money it costs for a drink anyways."
"Lattice fries dressed in dill, while dipping in dill sauce....WOW"