"Free guided tour was better than most paid"
"It's the cinnamon roll of my childhood! Forever yum!"
"$4 PBR, good enough for me"
"Take the tour. The guides obviously take a lot of pride in telling a good story"
"If you're vegetarian, add guac instead of meat for no extra charge!"
"Place is pretty rundown. Go in the "houses" for the best experience"