"If ever a zombie apocalypse starts, it will start in an FSSA office."
"Some of the best crab rangoon in town!"
"The hand dipped oreo ice cream sandwiches are yum!"
"If a black cat crosses your path as you approach the door...beware! That's Bagheera and he demands that you love on him!"
"Hands down, this place is full of the most talented piercers and tattoo artists in the tri-state area."
"Kind of a crappy hotel, seriously disorganized. But front desk girl works hard and bends over backwards to help guests in spite of the probs"