"Fast friendly service, good beer and a tasty toasty..."
"Wear rubber boots to avoid being 'zapped' by the static build up when trying to open doors....ouch!"
"Can I have my bag back please?"
"Very nice airport, not sure if my bag has left yet though :("
"Just come...great food, great beer, great service and free WiFi!"
"Go to Tesco and buy some Cobra (it's BYOB), then get in for a great Indian meal with friendly, laid back service."