"A) Pre-drink. B) Bring your own snacks! Just make sure that your apple is cut up or the security guys will give you a hard time for bringing a projectile into the stadium."
"The breakfast taco with chorizo is fantastic, but if you're super hungry the chilaquiles are ENORMOUS."
"AVOID THE SANGRIA. Seriously, who makes Sangria with canned fruit, in the summer, in California? Go with a nice Rioja instead."
"The steaks and baked potatoes are perfect, but ask for a salad sans canned green beans."
"Have the owner's daughter help you pick out a color. She has good taste and you can preview a potentially scary color."
"Order the Bacon Waffle. This is the best bacon waffle in the bar area. DO NOT SHARE."