"$1 off subs when you check in"
"No more waiting in line for $3.50 gas at the Kroger gas station!!!"
"The skybridge from the garage is permanently closed, but the security lines there are still open. If you can find your way up there, there is absolutely no line at security"
"Go Dollar Express. No wait at the counter"
"If you get the soft chicken tacos order it by the original menu number. Just say #29. They'll know what you mean and that you know they really aren't tacos"
"Always choose beef over chicken. The marinade in the beef is awesome"