Jon Hall

"Good local proper chippy"

"Have a coffee at Workhouse Coffee on Oxford Road. Selected personally at the producer by the much travelled owner. You'll never want to have chain shop coffee again."

"Height barrier is 1.95m for domestic waste. However, you can get in with a higher vehicle between 2pm and 4pm, except Sundays. Bring proof of residence: they always check"

"Queue at 1900 on a Thursday was huge. Bring provisions for several weeks (or at least allow plenty of time)"

"Forget the chain coffee bars here and go to Tutti Frutti in the old Brunel Arcade part of the station. Really great coffee there, and top notch service too. The ice cream is amazing"

"If you sit front right on the top deck, you take on the solemn responsibility of being the pretend driver. Good luck and take care"