"Don't order a sandwich, especially if you're in the drive through. It's a coffee shop, not a damn deli. If you're hungry, go somewhere to eat and leave the rest of us to get our coffee and go."
"Word. Suck it, whole foods."
"Selling my soul to the devil for some damn gluten free bread"
"Ponder is out, Webb is in...oh noes"
"Bathrooms in a word: ew."
"Wow. Had to loosen the belt a notch."