"Tropical dream cocktail. Lush."
"Take your beasts here when they are sick or injured. They'll sort them out. Fiona the vet is great, she saved my little cat!"
"Cheap for MOT testing, expensive for repairs! Get your car tested here, but have the work done elsewhere."
"Food portions here are HUGE."
"Great food. Sit-down diners will often get given a cheeky warmed brandy to finish, on the house!"