"We wait long time, but they cook for you long time. Also, me love you long time."
"Paul peek is the best dentist I have ever had in my life!"
"Get some stds while you are here, they are free."
"Dont tan at this one, this location has some really old ass beds. Youd be better off driving to another atb that will tan you better."
"Also, this image was taken during a birthday party here..."
"Watch out for the computers here, they are filled with porno viruses."