"there's a secret menu for VIPs. ask for Lizzie or Tatiana. don't order the pizza."
"make sure not to be such a sarcastic Sally like Tim over here, because she's best friends with negative Nancy and Debbie downer, and nobody likes those bitches. just politely ask people to move. :)"
"ask for help with your computer!"
"take photography with prof. akiba!"
"hooray for the photo lab!"