"Offers the best sleepover weekends I've ever had!"
"Best place to get all your drugs for the week."
"Daria rocks out butt and abs classes 6:30 - 7:30 Monday and Wednesday!"
"Experience the concept of wanderlust and while enjoying the casual arrogance of rusty spoons!"
"Dance with me at Tavern & Voyeur every weekend!"
"Beware the trannies, especially on the 6th floor!!!"