"Good food lots of homemade stuff!"
"Some nasty f'er urinated on the floor in the bathroom let me find his ass ill make him lick it up!"
"This place is the best they even have tebuleh! Reminds me of the lebanese food my family makes."
"Stop defecating on the toilet seats or i will defecate on you!"
"Might as well be called West side transport paper"
"Needs better water pressure in the restrooms"