"Best place to hear classic Luke songs..."It's your birthday""
"Best backyard BBQ in the city. Ask the host of how you can join the Burger Club (TM)."
"Best backyard BBQ in the city. Do not listen to Evan. He is not the official Burger Club President"
"Great selection of domestic and exotic dildos. Ask your host Ali about the Tokyo Rose."
"Great place for all your Band Hero needs. Yes I said BAND HERO and not Rock Band. Great job."