"Can't get the drive through to work? Go inside and stand in line as if you don't have better stuff to do!"
"Win lots of money playing blackjack!"
"Mayfelade is the shit. Drink twice as much as you can."
"Zero ethanol in their 89 and 93 octane gas and its cheaper than Loafer's Glory gas!"
"Get drunk while camping in the infield."
"Be sure to use the screen door to the patio entrance instead of the front entrance. Vito loves that shit."