"Don't drive your Smart Car to IKEA... Really!?!"
"Great beer selection and loyal bartenders to the regulars. Now offering food!"
"Damn good burger! Get the Jake!"
"If you haven't had lunch here, you are truly missing out. I would recommend something, but everything is amazing!"
"If you don't try the green salsa the $@?! You :-)"
"Go here!!! Mike is the man, not to mention the beer selection!!!"