"Sunday/ Monday: ClosedTuesday-Saturday: 10am-4:30pmRecycling machines: 6am-7pm"
"It gets hot as balls in here if there's a big crowd, so be sure to wear light clothing."
"Bring your i.d. everyday and pay attention in class!"
"Definitely worth checking out. Delicious pizza and reasonable prices."
"Nothing but hookers here n' shit!"