"If you are here on a Saturday night and the chef is walking through the line taking questions on the menu don't be afraid to ask - he's awesome and super super helpful!"
"Breakfast here is amazing and the portion sizes are super generous! Try the Heuvos Rancheros - the verde sauce is delicious! Ask your server about snips!"
"Brooke (sp?) is awesome!"
"If you are the first here be sure to turn the sprinklers on!"
"Try the sausage biscuit, you won't regret it!"
"American, on business travel? - Order all your food at the bar, tips are not expected but appreciated!"