"Evan Williams. Pick it up on sale, and bring it across the street to Upgrade Cycle Works. They will "thank" you."
"They smell better on the outside"
"Bring whiskey. Lots of whiskey."
"2$ beers! Excellent! Don't play pool, you'll lose"
"Dude, the veggie tempura Udong at Tokyo Lunchbox is totally filling, and cheap too!"
"Put tequila in the Pacific Chiller, it's the coolest!"