"Thin crust is the only way to go. And don't forget to start it all off with chips and ranch. The kids will love the secret back room."
"If you're old and confused by the seeming chaos, ask a student. They'll only make fun of your age about once every third trip."
"The chips (fries) are top notch. Don't forget the malt vinegar."
"Wash your hands thoroughly upon departure."
"Steak in a Pita is the best thing going. Add a side of fries and forget about it."
"Majestic is consistently good. Exceptional service. Don't miss the fries."