Josh Thacker

"I'm about to punch a bagpipe player. Drink the $$$$$$$$$$ scotch and you'll understand."

"If you like amphitheaters, flabongos and wizard staffs, you'll love it here! Pooping in other people's pants is also encouraged."

"Who just queefed? Wait...that's just an accumulative effect."

"If you like tits, this place is pretty ok."

"Be sure to check out the roof while you're there. Freaking amazing."

"Awesome location. Mediocre food. Also, the chips are served in wicker baskets without paper in them, which is pretty gnarly if you think about it."