"Bartenders are rude at close... And don't really know how to work a bar. They get upset when you ask for a manager, too, and interrupt their closing procedures... Really great customer service guys."
"Truffle fries and Main Event Burger Rock!!"
"Make sure to stop and get gas about five miles out, there is nothing but on ramps and off ramps immediately surrounding the airport."
"Tonya Harding Club is clutch..."
"No free breakfast... Boo, you whores."
"Get the Holiday Sampler Sticker Card and your fifth holiday promotional beverage is a FREE Grande!!! Egg Nog Iced Coffee is awesome too!!"