"I’m from out-of-town & only eaten here once. The kind drive-thru attendant gave me a free drink, but then undid the favor by letting me order the oyster po’ boy. Please try something else, or don’t."
"Had a great time kayaking, and caught some nice bass. However, there is no swimming allowed."
"The place is understaffed and the squalling baby was pretty loud; however, the stuffed mushrooms and baked ziti convinced me to come back."
"I've only been here twice. I SWEAR!"
"Bring quarters of course."