"The Special Beef is some of the most perfectly balanced beef I’ve ever had in my life."
"Szechuan chicken! Omg. ❤"
"Go to the male pianist and request the girliest song you know. He will sing it."
"Run your fingers through Talton's beard. He loves it."
"Breakfast isn't complimentary! Prepare to spend between $15 and $17."
"Wifi with decent coverage and speed is now included with your stay."