"Keep calm and lift heavy things."
"If you need to take a crap and you'd prefer to be alone just try going to the very bottom or very top floor. Usually they are empty."
"Make sure you get a guitar lesson from Chris Bowman! Amazing guitar teacher!"
"Make sure you flip over the pan cake iron or else the timer won't start. Also put a little extra batter in your cup or you won't get a whole pan cake! Have a great stay I know I did!"
"Awesome people live here...just so you know."