"It would seem all villas are awesome, but my tip is get the medium sauce. It will change your life."
"This gas station is so much better then it used to be. I haven't seem a cop here in weeks."
"The man leaves here. His name is Brunswick. AKA The Bruns! He is a beast of a pug. Beware!"
"They no longer have bottomless pitchers on Monday."
"Make sure and talk to the great people running the alley. Oh and the pizza is great."