"2nd floor and look to your right for reception."
"The Space Needle looks like a UFO hovering over the ball fields from here..."
"Don't park near the exit so I can park there! ( ;"
"If you're headed for I-90, start merging right for smooth traffic flow. If you're in the carpool lane, don't be a jerk. ( :"
"SO glad we're in a cabin tonight."