"Gross. The McDonalds of bakeries."
"Sometimes the only place you can catch a particular game. Bout the only reason to go."
"Pretty damn good espresso"
"Remember, on early morning or late evening flights the people who work the ticket counter close anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes prior to departure and go up to the gate, possibly leaving you stranded!"
"Pretty much the only drinks in Term C"
"Ask Dr. Wilson about carvin' the UT logo in someones crown"