"Leslee gives a phenomenal haircut every time!!"
"Watch Dagwood sprint down the hallway!"
"Beware of the humongous fat old grouchy lady with the walker"
"Ask for Leslee... Simply the best."
"The basketballs in the gym stink. Turn your key in to the front desk for a nice one!"
"Watch out for the guest experience captains... Pretty awkward BWW!"