"Possibly the best ever! If its busy just ask for it all the way. Have cash in hand. Never ask for cheese! you might get the soup nazi treatment."
"Contrary to what Mexicans say..white chocolate frozen blends WITH coffee are the best!"
"Never take a block class with a monotone teacher at 8AM"
"..coffee is priced like anywhere else..but the bagels are beastly for a low price.."
"Don't wear an Inter jersey in my room"
"..know thy row monitor..before thou enjoyest thine nap.."