"The DJ on Thursday nights is cute."
"This shipleys does not honor it's "2 donuts for $1.29" check in special."
"Please don't ever come here. There was a gun shoot out outside. Trust me, you don't wanna die. ;)"
"POLAR BEARS AND PENGUINS"
"Jessica perry is ALWAYS mayor."
"Don't come here past midnight. They all turn in to evil bitches."