"Medium rare double single with a whole grilled onion. Nomz."
"They split the crab legs in half so you can eat more, faster! Win!"
"Open late. Adobo fried rice omelette. SKETCHY ass people loitering right outside and even inside! WTF."
"Get a Fast Pas in the AM, come back in the PM. 13min wait!"
"All you can eat soup, salad, and breadsticks for lunch is a must."
"Pear cider with a small pepperoni pizza FTW!"