"Plenty of free washers at 10am on a Saturday!"
"Get a Lousiana Regular at the bar... It's incredible!"
"Kitchen's open 'til 10 if you're driving up from LA on a Friday night and battling traffic!"
"Did you overdo it last night? Have menudo & jugo verde!"
"Biscuits surprisingly not horrible for something not made in the South. Honey butter makes em yummy"
"2:30pm Saturday and nobody's in line?"