"Halloween Special: Buy one get one free mac and cheese for anyone sporting a pink pillbox hat!"
"Just let the grail-shaped beacon guide you... Spankings and other activities abound!"
"I once was blonde, but now I si si!"
"Restrooms for guests only... Just say "Oui Oui!""
"Men with no nipples get 1/2 price on milk every sixth Monday of the month!"
"Why should kids have all the fun? Check out our new attraction- the Heavy Petting Zoo!"