"The porridge is awesome. Yet its always empty because the Germans rather eat at the American dfac"
"Screaming drunks and bottles being broken in the parking lot at 230am. And they keep the back door to the bar open for airflow, which allows for the music to escape to the thin hotel windows."
"Lacrosse homes are much nicer IMO."
"The blonde taking orders in the morning is cute as hell."
"People that work here are awesome. Shane cracks me up and Carrieann is a cutie. Dark roast is the best coffee."