"Best nigiri in town and specialty rolls are top notch"
"Urinal placement in men's room is ideal, you can look at your dong in the mirror whilst urinating"
"If you are feeling gutsy, leave the door unlocked, or even slightly ajar, to play what the kids call Throne Roulette"
"Pretty good chance Pounds clogged the toilet"
"If you are looking for snowboard gear, they shipped everything to Wisconsin #sadpony"