"Solid. Crowded. Stuff your face."
"Don't say, "Fell in the toilet." Say, "Severe water damage.""
"Better conceptually than in execution. Consider avoiding at the end of long road trips."
"Beautiful room. Good, not great steak. Mine was a little overcooked--not super cool at this price."
"The nightly specials are great. If you can get past the burger, good things wait on the rest of the menu."