"The grandma's pizza is the best pizza in the area."
"Best sicilian possibly anywhere."
"Try the pzone! Half off when you buy a one topping pizza!"
"It's all about the Kona. Best steak on Earth!"
"Most overrated Mexican food ever... Don't take anyone's advice (especially gypsy cab drivers)."
"Possibly the best breakfast of my life! Try the sticky bun french toast."