"An amazing gem. Don't tell anyone."
"Waffles, Murga munga, bringin' home the bacon, and eggs Benedict are all amazing."
"The driskell sxsw hack: Avoid the line. Take elevator near front desk to mezzanine. Walk straight. Walk down stairs to bar."
"Ask them to make a macchiato. They make the cutest confused face!"
"Challenge @jslampe to ping pong! He's Forrest Gump good."
"Best handcrafted and unique jewelry in town!"