"Outsiders, check for adam's apples on the beautiful girls at bar."
"Take your epilepsy medication before crossing through the dragon's belly that connects terminal A and B."
"Come early and recline on the sofas and enjoy your favorite episode of Ant Farm."
"BRING YOUR OWN BEER. IF YOU FORGET THERE'S A TEXACO ABOUT TWO MILES BACK ON 1826 THAT SPECIALIZES IN SOLVING THIS PROBLEM."
"The popcorn is free. So eat all you want!"
"Citrus Renuzit is Hugh Jackman's favorite."