"Cheerios™ in my popcorn? Awesome!"
"The pastor tacos are insanely good here..."
"This place is acceptable Mexican food if you're white, hail from Orland Park, and LOVE bland food..."
"The Irish egg rolls are an absolute MUST!!! Super-friendly staff and piping hot meals. Bonus: Winston's Irish Market right next door."
"Bout to max out on a pepperjack burger topped with bacon..."
"Sit back, relax, and strap it down, feisty."