"I hope the beer is cold because the food (breakfast, at least) sucks."
"Had an unexpected repair, much needed. Expen$$$ive. They did their best to bring HUGE cost down. Tnx a lot!"
"Tip for management: I agree with a previous comment, Wi-Fi would be nice here."
"Diganle al guero que les prepare un Bull, le quedan poca madre!"
"Johnnie Walker Black and Ginger Ale"
"Isn't the name self explanatory?, lol"