"Food is crappy but tasty. Try out the wines. They suck. Strongly. Not."
"Vali vali. Todellakaan aina ole jonoja. Muuttakaa vaik Lempäälään tilan perässä. Kiva henkilökunta :)"
"Täällä näet kuinka tuusula, kerava etc. jyrää :("
"Idyllic getaway spot with service for your "special" needs. Breakfast not included. Be prepared to get kicked out soon after sessions ;)"
"Try the brunch here on weekends...lovely ;)"