"Try the Artisan Cocktail created by me for our links to independent galleries and Birmingham creatives, it is not on the list-it is a secret just for us."
"Get here early if you want get in at the weekends..."
"check out cocktail of the week"
"almost forgot the fresh veg for dinner with the outlaws, "look mate I just want 3 onions, not 20 for a quid!""
"new work shoes-how dull, however am colouring in those triangles today now time to put them pesky shelves up...."