"The proprietor is incredibly friendly and knowledgable. They have a 200 dollar wine ager that matures your wine by 5 years in less than a minute. Microbrew beer selection is stellar."
"Drink special: buy one beer get a free handjob from Nick."
"Get the Sweet Pea. Slice staple."
"Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?"
"Sit in the bar area (bar or booth) and eat. The bartender Ben is fantastic. Fast and very friendly."
"Try to make the door guy smile. Let me know if you pull it off."